Actual conversation between myself and Hubby.
Scene: Kroger, coffee aisle. We’ve been standing there looking for whole bean coffee for approximately 3 minutes.
Me: Ooo! There’s some! …but it’s kinda expensive for crappy Kroger brand.
Hubby (pointing to starbucks brand): How about this one?
Me (turning away from coffee display): I bet they have organic, fair-trade, shade-grown in the organic foods section.
Hubby:…. (blank stare)
Hubby: …. (blank share)
Me: What? …I’m a huge douche, aren’t I?
Hubby: ….(nodding slowing) what the hell does shade grown mean?!?
For the record, Kroger doesn’t have shade-grown coffee and, yes, I just realized I’m a douche.