Funny Emails I’ve gotten

To me there is nothing more annoying than the forwarded email from your mom’s best friend’s mother-in-law’s sister’s aunt’s cousin’s co-worker’s nephew warning of dire consequence if you should *gasp* purchase a pack of gum from wal-mart. Or, even worse, the forwarded picture of an lolz cat. As you can guess, I rarely forward emails. Almost never in fact. That’s why, I’m going to share two pretty funny emails I was recently sent through my blog. 


Yoga Poses I Inadvertently Invented During Today’s Class

The Wounded Fish
The Somewhat But Not Really I Mean Who Are Kidding Here? Downward Facing Dog
The At Times Unstable Warrior II
The Quivering Hamstring
The Extended Eye Roll
The Nose Whistler
The Forward Facing Wobby Meth Chimp
The Half-Drooling Pigeon
The Sinus Headache Salutation
The Snoring Jackass

Why Drinking is like Yoga
Position of total relaxation…


Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
This position
 calms the brain and heals tired legs.

Position stimulates the midirift area and the spinal comumn.

Excelent for back pain and imsomnia.

Excelent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.

Great excersice to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.

Ananda Balasana
This position is great for masaging the hip area.

This position, for ankles and back muscles.

Tones the body, and builds flexibility and helps get rid of ‘stress’. 


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